[Spoilers sprinkled throughout] Humans these days. Just caring about themselves.... 2012 is next up in line. This movie was said to be awesome and cool and stuff. Not so much. Like any disaster movie [Besides Disaster Movie], there is no comedy. Well, except for the Russian guy screaming every 4 seconds and his guttural noises. Good thing he dies by falling off a high perch. Back to the movie. It starts out with dramatic professors being dramatic and then figuring out the world will end. Nope, I dun beleev tat. Well, 2010 rolls around, and cracks are forming in the ground! 2011, more bad things. Yada yada 2012 California explodes, Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions are bad, family escapes. Ships are in India, oh no 2 tsunamis, Russian dude dies. Gordan dies. Dad nearly dies, but lives. Happy ever after. Africa is safe.
This movie is too long. I just explained everything in 2 minutes, and the movie was over 2 hours. This could have been as short as an episode of Spongebob. Spongebob would have made this more entertaining. Anything could do that. The only cool thing was the Russian guy getting flipped off by his girlfriend before his death and the explosions. And Vatican City getting tsunamified. This movie doesn't have to be watched. So don't watch it.
2 stars, 4/10, 65%, a failing grade.
This was a great Alex V review on a horrible movie.
